Kind of reminds me of this bull sh*t.

http://j-walk.com/other/goodwife/index.htm

I am always joking that I need to find myself a good wife but holy cow....did women actually believe this crap? Let's look at it more closely, shall we....
1-Have dinner ready.-----open the can of beans yourself.
2-Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.------do sweats count?
3-Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.-------Oh he wishes I was a little gay ;D
4-Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.-----no time, I'll do it tomorrow.
5-During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction-------Oh I live to cater to his every wish ::)
6-Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.--------Kids, shut the h*ll up :-X.....j.k.
7-Be happy to see him.--------"Oh great, you came back again" ::)
8-Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.------- :-* >:(
9-Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.-----I don't know anything about the Gold Standards but I do love kittens ;D
10-Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.-----complain? nah, a frying pan upside the head will do the trick ;)
11-Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice-----pillows are for smothering
12-Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.-----That's right ladies, you have no rights. We are not a person
13-A good wife always knows her place.-----And a good husband would never treat his wife like this  :-* for DH