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Funny vegan conversation

My husband (matt) had his first ever ridiculous vegan conversation at work yesterday and I had to share.  I laughed pretty hard.

Guy: So you're a vegan

Matt: yes

Guy: But what if you were in the woods and you saw a deer? Wouldn't you kill it and eat it?

Matt: No...no I would not kill the deer and eat it.

Guy: But what if it was like... a really big deer?

Matt: I still wouldn't kill the deer and eat it. Why would I want to do that?

Guy: What if the deer was laying there dead from natural causes, and you found it. Would you eat it?

Matt: If I saw a dead deer in the woods, my initial reaction would not be to eat it. I would look around for a lion and say "here, lion, here is a nice deer for you to eat" Then I would say "holy crap, it's a lion" and run away.

Guy: Okay. I get it it. You wouldn't eat the deer.

took him long enough don't you think? lol. 

Wow, I never thought about it that way. Your hubbie's co-worker had some really good points. I'm totally going to reconsider being a vegan. Maybe I could get a gun this season and learn how to hunt...or if I'm really lucky I'll just run across a rotting carcass somewhere. ;)b

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I'm not really sure what this guy was trying to get at....like...at all.  The sheer ridiculousness of it all had me sitting on the floor laughing.

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It's almost as funny as my uncle's argument against veganism. He maintains that if we were all starving to death on a deserted island that we would have to eat meat to stay alive...but the problem with that is: We're not on an island. Or starving. And I love coconuts. ::)

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Hah. I love how everyone HAS to have a stuck somewhere with this animal there situation to try to sway us somehow.
My friends all say if you're on an island and you have to eat a chicken. What kind of island am i on if its only me and a chicken?

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What kind of island am i on if its only me and a chicken?

:-D

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Ha, that's so random! But I think people like to make "what if" scenarios to see a vegan or vegetarian's breaking point. I hear venison is stringy anyway. I'd like to repost this to my private blog so more veggies can commiserate/giggle, if you don't mind?

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sure go ahead =-)

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I just thought of something else. I'm assuming this person means theyre lost and have no food. But, why would some one whos vegan have any ability/knowledge of killing a deer when they are stuck somewhere and i'm guessing have nothing with them that would aide in animal killing?

Ok, i might just be over thinking it now, haha.

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oh me oh my...

I like the family portrait. so cute! you need one of everyone all in one picture, too!

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oh, that is all solid gold, fufuberry. Thanks for sharing, and brightening up my afternoon with the shining light that is the capacity of people to be ignorant!

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My situation was "if it were just you and cow on a row boat and you had a knife...."

and the conversation lasted at least 10 minutes. I kid you not.

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My situation was "if it were just you and cow on a row boat and you had a knife...."

Did you make the cow a fresh salad with the knife? Sounds nice, hanging out with a cow on a rowboat.

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If I saw a deer that had died, and it was laying there.... WHY WOULD I WANNA EAT IT even if I did eat meat??

It probably died from disease!

Why would you want to eat something diseased?

I love the lion thing, though.... that's way better than anything I could come up with on the spot!

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My situation was "if it were just you and cow on a row boat and you had a knife...."

Did you make the cow a fresh salad with the knife? Sounds nice, hanging out with a cow on a rowboat.

I like the way you look at it :)

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I'd eat a dead deer if I found it. No point in waste.
I eat roadkill.

Most people don't understand freeganism...

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