Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/smurf-control.jpg
This one is from tonight.
http://tinyurl.com/66lkak5
smurf control. lol
We were in the swanky supermarket of the swanky branch of the local department store. A couple ahead of us in line, in their early 30s, she heavily pregnant, he holding Toddler by the hand. Toddler, for a wonder, was very sweet and I loved the way he interacted with his parents. Mom gave him a piece of bread to chew on, he dropped part of it, and she just said "That's OK, ignore it," instead of yelling at him and telling him what a pain he was, as most local moms would do. (I think "Ignore it" meant "please don't pick it up off the floor and eat it.")
Toddler wandered behind daddy toward us because something caught his eye...then he turned back, bumped into DH's leg and threw his arms around it, grinning up at DH like he was his greatest friend. DH looked at me and murmured, pinkly, "I've never been leg-hugged before!" Mom looked a bit morty-fyed, like "oh no, he's gonna be mad." I looked at Mom and said, stroking DH's shoulder, "It's OK, he doesn't bite!" This gave us all serious giggles.
I'm sitting here, filling-out applications on my mom's laptop and I've got a dog laying next to me and a cat that keeps pacing the floor.
I just took the dog outside and when I came back inside, I went to the bathroom. The cat and the dog followed me into the bathroom but wouldn't tell me what they wanted/needed. I finished in the bathroom and they followed me into the living room. I sat down with the computer and the cat is now clawing at the bathroom door and keeps coming into the living room to stare at me. I think she needs water (she only drinks from the faucet). I'm going to go let her into the bathroom but as soon as she's done, she'll lay on the opposite side of me. If I get up, they'll get up.
These two are worse than kids! :o ;D
yup josh, just like kids... now just try to put them in time out... they don't listen??? just like kids.
during the plethra of people weekend, one of my friends decided that she was going to try out my eliptical, at first she wasn't to privy to it, but started to get the hang of it and realized that she needed one as she has gained a ton of weight recently. during her trial of the eliptical she notices that the brother of the group had gotten back to the house and was on the patio. since the eliptical is in clear shot of the patio she quickly says "oh shit i better get off of here before he see's and gives me hell about my jiggling ass" just as she goes to get off the machine he looks over just in time to see her mistep and fall on her ass... :-D
:-D I'm laughing at myself because I'm packing up my apartment while dancing to Lady Gaga's "Born This Way". Life's too short to not dance. :)
you're a tard! :P
you're a tard! :P
Meeee? Nevahhhh!
From a comment on Comics.com (not made by me): I couldn't eat vegetarian every day; they're hard to catch, and they scream like you wouldn't believe.
apparently there is (or was?) a drink concoction named "Daddy, I don't want to drink this."
;D
lmfaoooo!!!
apparently there is (or was?) a drink concoction named "Daddy, I don't want to drink this."
;D
Yup. And if you wanna lose all gross motor control, just drink 2 at one sitting. Ask me how I know this...(whistles nochalantly).
i love you, yabbit
i love you, yabbit
Right back atcha, my sweet VH!
apparently there is (or was?) a drink concoction named "Daddy, I don't want to drink this."
;D
Yes..... It's followed by the chaser Mommie Dearest, I promise to never use wire hangers :P
i love you, yabbit
Right back atcha, my sweet VH!
:)>>>
This guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgM3sb9vr-U
...and even more so in this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBQD6mWEfDM
this dude gives me all kinds of reasons to LOL: gold pants, nipple pasties, (probably a) wig, (probably) high, sucker in mouth while dancing... not to mention the added-in-post glittering rainbows. god I love this man.
??? ... :)>>>
apparently there is (or was?) a drink concoction named "Daddy, I don't want to drink this."
;D
Yes..... It's followed by the chaser Mommie Dearest, I promise to never use wire hangers :P
I almost missed this! You silly boooy! :-D
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