my mom used to have us call her mommy dearest when we were in public :)

i dont get it

Porpoise instead of purpose. And there are only four of them. They are illustrative.

I almost submitted my bibliography citing someone with the last name Nutty, when it's really Rutty. I'm sooooo glad I caught that.

Porpoise instead of purpose. And there are only four of them. They are illustrative.

I almost submitted my bibliography citing someone with the last name Nutty, when it's really Rutty. I'm sooooo glad I caught that.

Rutty isn't that much of an improvement. When deer, moose etc are mating the males are "in rut". Rutting is testosterone overload. It's almost like being named Horney, which there was someone in my town.

i am sitting at home drinking a beer with a friend that is having girl probs he tells me in the most sad sincere voice "i am too lonely for how attractive and charming i am." i busted up laughing.... couldn't help myself. kinda ruined the sullen mood.

This happened a while ago but it still cracks me up...
My oma is from Germany and she learned English in her early 20s, but even though she's been speaking it for like 65 years she has a strong accent.  But instead of doing the stereotypical German-accent thing where she pronounces all her Ws as Vs, she pronounces all her Vs as Ws.  When my son was about 4 months old, she was telling me that she "really likes the name Wincent, but it's too formal for a baby," so she calls him Little Wince.  ;D

Then, because I thought that was funny, I started calling him Little Wince.  I really need to get out of that habit before he starts thinking it's his real name (if he doesn't already)....  ::)

OWW I love that pic!! Y'all musta been having some fun! He looks like one of those He-Man action figures---but don't tell him I said that... :-D

i agree

bahaha!