Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
Cruising a French ebook website, I saw a category called "Bit Lit." Looked again...nope, it wasn't Brit Lit, it was Bit Lit. Clicked on the link. Turns out to be Vampire books etc.
Yup. Bit-Lit.
Once bitten twice shy, I guess. ;D
I stumbled upon this upcoming film today and couldn't stop laughing. Where have all the good stories gone? Click on the "More Details" thing.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810159050/info
Oh dear me. sounds like a great comedy.
the chief pharmacist forwarded this website to the department yesterday: www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
Made funnier by the fact it was the boss that sent it out.
I like this one:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/kitler/pics/thumbnails/kitler5974.jpg
As I was standing in the checkout lane at the grocery store today, I sneezed twice. The second was one of those snot all over yourself sneezes. Snot in my hand, snot on my shirt. I shout out "Oh my god. That's fucking disgusting!" The cashier looked at me with a concerned face and asked what happened.. I told her I snotted all over myself and her face, along with the customers' around me, soon turned from worry to horrified. Gotta love grossing out complete strangers. ;D At least I proceded to check out with my non-snotted-on hand.
A random comment from Foundmagazine.com re: a find that was a hand-drawn picture of a cat saying it was going to pee on someone's laundry:
"My partner had a problem with his Mum's cat peeing on his bed when he was a kid, so he peed on the cat and never had a problem again :) Kids!"
Well, that's one technique. Call that "fighting fire with fire?"
the chief pharmacist forwarded this website to the department yesterday: www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
Made funnier by the fact it was the boss that sent it out.
I like this one:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/kitler/pics/thumbnails/kitler5974.jpg
Wow, that's something else.
haha i love ze kitteh!
A random comment from Foundmagazine.com re: a find that was a hand-drawn picture of a cat saying it was going to pee on someone's laundry:
"My partner had a problem with his Mum's cat peeing on his bed when he was a kid, so he peed on the cat and never had a problem again :) Kids!"
Well, that's one technique. Call that "fighting fire with fire?"
That's hilarious! When we first got married my beloved dog gunny "marked his territory" on my hubby's jackets all the time. Then he just quit, never knew why for years. Then hubby told me he pee'ed on gunny's head before giving him a bath one day...Only hubby was in his 50's at the time...Guess some guys never grow up :-D
Well, hey--if it works! I have a friend who has a longhaired Siamese that pees on anything left by a visitor anywhere...coat, bag, what have you. We'll have to ask her husband to...well, maybe not. He's a Recabite Presbyterian of a certain age and rather strait-laced. :-D
I have a cat who was indoor/outdoor but he kept peeing all over the house, so I booted him to outdoor only. Last week I was walking through the yard and the little bugger walked up to me and peed on me out of spite because I won't let him inside. It's funny now, but wasn't so much then.
its things like this that make me wish i had diffent equipment... Hehehehe
I have a cat who was indoor/outdoor but he kept peeing all over the house, so I booted him to outdoor only. Last week I was walking through the yard and the little bugger walked up to me and peed on me out of spite because I won't let him inside. It's funny now, but wasn't so much then.
fufu that is hilarious :-D
so last night me and my friends went to a club and afterwards we went to the basketball players' house. and we were just sitting talking having a good time and then when we got home the same guy texts me and my friend asking to go over and spend the night!! haahahaha and the best part was that he wasn't even drunk! but he was hot. i almost said yes. :/
http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/
Oh yeah that commercial is nuts.
I have the day off today, so I knew I could laze a bit this morning. I was doing that, and my DH came into the bedroom and we were talking about what we were going to do today. He make some silly joke and I laughed out loud...and woke up for real.
It was so real!! But I was sound asleep!!
Two of my coworkers (the ones I have trouble with) took me out for a birthday drink (why?!?). I was asked in a venue where if I didn't say yes it would have been unnecessarily awkward. One co-worker sits there in icy silence and the other co-worker makes light chit chat. I go through the motions of being socialable. My silent icy co-worker leaves early and, as chatty co-worker pays the bill, I say:
don't you ever f*king do that to me again / I slightly dislike both of you individually / I quiveringly loathe you together / when I say I'm fine it doesn't mean I want to have drinks with either of you / it means I can professionally interact with you in the office / don't ever confuse the two again / (and then sincerely appreciatively in the same breath) thanks for my drink
:-D hh, that is fucking awesome. Mad props.
woah, HH!!! Seriously! Like loud enough for them to hear? wow
eta: whether they heard or not, still excellent for saying it
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