Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
work hangouts are always awkward for me... and if i had to go with the chick that sits next to me in my cube i would much rather jump off a cliff instead... glad you survived HH
woah, HH!!! Seriously! Like loud enough for them to hear? wow
eta: whether they heard or not, still excellent for saying it
My one co-worker had already left, but I said it very directly to my remaining co-worker. I strenuously told him off more after that - what I said while he paid was a warm up - and after all of that we pondered about what makes red ale red and we walked toward our cars together. ???
The whole exchange makes me lol.
You know how websites leave cookies and trackers and beacons on your computer so they know what sidebar ads to shovel at you...well I went from VW to Comics.com and instead of the videogame ads, I get an ad for a site called "Ultra Liberal Planet!" ;)b
hh, you're my hero.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljiern2A8R1qzz782o1_500.jpg
Two of my coworkers (the ones I have trouble with) took me out for a birthday drink (why?!?). I was asked in a venue where if I didn't say yes it would have been unnecessarily awkward. One co-worker sits there in icy silence and the other co-worker makes light chit chat. I go through the motions of being socialable. My silent icy co-worker leaves early and, as chatty co-worker pays the bill, I say:
don't you ever f*king do that to me again / I slightly dislike both of you individually / I quiveringly loathe you together / when I say I'm fine it doesn't mean I want to have drinks with either of you / it means I can professionally interact with you in the office / don't ever confuse the two again / (and then sincerely appreciatively in the same breath) thanks for my drink
I just say no. I seriously lie through my fucking teeth to get out of situations like this. That being said, this is so fucking incredible. 5/5
hh, wow. Just wow. You are amazing!
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljiern2A8R1qzz782o1_500.jpg
yesssss. threadless.
and GO HH! ;)b
Two of my coworkers (the ones I have trouble with) took me out for a birthday drink (why?!?). I was asked in a venue where if I didn't say yes it would have been unnecessarily awkward. One co-worker sits there in icy silence and the other co-worker makes light chit chat. I go through the motions of being socialable. My silent icy co-worker leaves early and, as chatty co-worker pays the bill, I say:
don't you ever f*king do that to me again / I slightly dislike both of you individually / I quiveringly loathe you together / when I say I'm fine it doesn't mean I want to have drinks with either of you / it means I can professionally interact with you in the office / don't ever confuse the two again / (and then sincerely appreciatively in the same breath) thanks for my drink
You are my official badass super hero of 2011! Confrontation is hard, you totes rocked it..hardcorehttp://www.knittinghelp.com/forum/images/smilies/cheering.gif
80,000 *highfives* to HH for having bigger balls than anyone I know IRL!
hh is amazing. That is all.
Two of my coworkers (the ones I have trouble with) took me out for a birthday drink (why?!?). I was asked in a venue where if I didn't say yes it would have been unnecessarily awkward. One co-worker sits there in icy silence and the other co-worker makes light chit chat. I go through the motions of being socialable. My silent icy co-worker leaves early and, as chatty co-worker pays the bill, I say:
don't you ever f*king do that to me again / I slightly dislike both of you individually / I quiveringly loathe you together / when I say I'm fine it doesn't mean I want to have drinks with either of you / it means I can professionally interact with you in the office / don't ever confuse the two again / (and then sincerely appreciatively in the same breath) thanks for my drink
You are my official badass super hero of 2011! Confrontation is hard, you totes rocked it..hardcorehttp://www.knittinghelp.com/forum/images/smilies/cheering.gif
wow, hh!!!! :D
80,000 *highfives* to HH for having bigger balls ovaries than anyone I know IRL!
There, I fixed it. :)
+1 on the highfives.
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i stole this and put it on my facebook. haha!
and I saved a copy from your fb page ;D
and I saved a copy from your fb page ;D
haha we're all such good thieves
I'm "lol"ing at myself right now.. Well, silently.
I'm at my Grandmother's house right now.. She has the show Monk on right now. Some guy came in with a taser in one of the scenes.. I wanted to squeal with excitement about how much I LOVE tasers and how I've always been obsessed with them and how much I want to be tasered.. But then I figured if I told her, she'd put me on the prayer list at her church.
::)
RTLOL: My 5 year old nephew loves fruit roll-ups (ew) so I made homemade fruit leather today, and he went bonkers over *quote* Aya's (thats me, Aya) "Home-doo'd Fupasacks!" ;D When I asked him to clarify, he said "well they can't be fruit snacks cuz they didn't come from the store. An' they ARE home-doo'd so I call them Aya's Home-doo'd Fupasacks. So there!"
I have, apparently, been TOLD. :-D
LOL!! I love that, irreverent! ;D
Mine?
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Walking home yesterday at lunchtime, a man about 60 or so (probably more), shorter than myself, dressed in a tacky cheap blue serge suit says, "Hi beautiful!" For a moment I thought he was someone from the neighbourhood so I said "Hello" (not effusively). He followed it up with "Are you single?" I couldn't help but laugh and say, "No, no, no...VERY married." And bit my tongue to keep from adding "to a man twice your size, shorty."
I haven't run across one of those Spanish dinosaurs for about 20 years...the type who think that if you're a foreign woman you're easy meat. Per-lease. Dude must still think he's 30 and irresistible. Which I doubt he ever was. Oh, he was probably 30 at one time, yes.
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