Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
hahaha i love it, yabbit!
Me and hubby was talking about our "Dream Farm" that we are saving up for. Hubby said he wanted "30 acres and a mule". I'm 47 and Hubby is 53. Told him that by the time we have the money saved up we would be old so be happy with "15 acres and a Moe-Moe"....I just crack myself up sometimes :-D
The yabbit is hawt. 8-)
The yabbit is hawt. 8-)
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Lol! My mom and I ran into one of those in pep boys a while ago. He poked her in the side with some sort of piping accent thing that goes on the side of your car and asked if we thought he should buy silver or black for a black car, then proceeded to hit on my mom and let it slip that "single men like myself just don't know these stylish things" which I felt should be accompanied by a wink wink wink nudge
Lol! My mom and I ran into one of those in pep boys a while ago. He poked her in the side with some sort of piping accent thing that goes on the side of your car and asked if we thought he should buy silver or black for a black car, then proceeded to hit on my mom and let it slip that "single men like myself just don't know these stylish things" which I felt should be accompanied by a wink wink wink nudge
"Hint, hint, nudge nudge...saaay no more!" (Monty Python)
He probably thought your mom was a goer! ;D
Does she go, does she?!!
Hahahahaha
I think I have a crush on my boss. She's rad. ::)
Walking home yesterday at lunchtime, a man about 60 or so (probably more), shorter than myself, dressed in a tacky cheap blue serge suit says, "Hi beautiful!" For a moment I thought he was someone from the neighbourhood so I said "Hello" (not effusively). He followed it up with "Are you single?" I couldn't help but laugh and say, "No, no, no...VERY married." And bit my tongue to keep from adding "to a man twice your size, shorty."
I haven't run across one of those Spanish dinosaurs for about 20 years...the type who think that if you're a foreign woman you're easy meat. Per-lease. Dude must still think he's 30 and irresistible. Which I doubt he ever was. Oh, he was probably 30 at one time, yes.
I'm offended that you shunned my advances milady! :p
I'm voting for everyone but you. Why the fuck should we help you raise your low self esteem by winning an internet contest where the winner is the biggest piece of shit who spams the most amount of people and votes for himself under 32490582930 proxies?Huh?
Really? You have 15 posts. Go fuck yourself.
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My eyes and brain are goofing off on me. This afternoon I walked up to a Number 11 bus, knowing it should say the Spanish equivalent of "Prince's Park" (Parque Principes), and saw "Bucharest" instead.
Just now I thought Internet Explorer said, "Ready, but with porn on page" instead of "errors".
Weird.
hahahaha
Wells Fargo is confusing on purpose. I called them about
Deed In Lieu, to make sure everything was lined up and they
now tell me they wont accept Deed In Lieu because there are
two liens on the property. Both of liens are through wells fargo.
"Thats unfortunate" I said to the lady on the phone.
"But, both liens are through Wells Fargo" I replied.
"Well yes sir, both liens are through Wells Fargo, but they are
different entities". She clearly responds.
Sort of stunned I say "Really, ....wow... thats unfortunate".
Me shaking my head xxx miles away from this human on the
other end of this connection "no chance, you cant help me in
any fashion?".
In a cold corporate trained doctrine but some deep down
understanding that this is utterly wrong she states,
"I'm sorry sir, no."
Eric, now you know why Wells Fargo kept getting held up at gunpoint in all those Westerns!
I want to do a lot more than rob them...;)
I had two wisdom teeth yanked out of my skull at about noon today. I left the gauze in for 10 minutes after, like they told me to, and took it out so as to allow blood clots to form.
About an hour later, most of my lower face is still completely numb, yet I still try to engage in a conversation about website design, etc. with James and one of the actors/crew dudes from the movie... I start going on about certain typefaces (and I can go ON about those) and after a little while, Our friend is looking at me kinda funny and James is laughing.
Me: "Wha? Ah cahnn hehp it if ah soun funny!"
James (laughing even harder):"No no, just come here..."
(he leads me to the mirror)
Me: :o
James: "It looks like You just ate somebody!
.....my teeth were totally red with blood, and I was drooling bloody saliva all over my lips.
LOL GROSS.
...and just a little while ago, I quipped aloud to James' brother: "My breath smells like period."
:-D
awe.some.
"My breath smells like period."
best thing i've ever read
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