Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
"My breath smells like period."
best thing i've ever read
+1 ;D
thats right period breath
why no photographs?
Backstory: There's a gadget here called a Thermomix. I don't know much about it, but apparently you put the ingredients in it and it does all the cooking for you. What I do know is you can't buy them from a store, a sales rep comes around a la Tupperware and makes dinner for you and your pals. And I also know the stupid thing costs over a thousand Euros.
So anyway, I was walking down the street and a well-dressed lady stopped me and asked me if she could demonstrate the Thermomix in my home! Just like that! (Can you say "not meeting my sales quota"?) I couldn't help but laugh out. I said, "Well honey you can show it to me all you want, but I'm not going to buy one."
A) I do my own cooking thanks, and 2) I don't have over a grand for a toy I'd probably never use and wouldn't have space to store. Shoot I don't even have a rice cooker!
http://bentobjects.blogspot.com/
1. My brother posted this on his facebook. I found it hilarious. Warning, NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
2. My friend posted this on her facebook and my entire family and I see a mini me in it. I was such a weird kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDLAgu0yl8
omg the count one was fucking hilarious!!!
the squirrel one was kinda disturbing...but funny! i love how the wife said "i wonder if she'll be vegetarian after this"
Haha, yes.. The second one is really much, much funnier if you knew me as a kid. I was always more concerned about the animal than the germs, which I guess is weird for most people. Carried around my first hamster's cold corpse for 4 hours before finally burrying her.. Years before that, when I still lived in WV, my brother and his friends were using a roadkill turtle as a bike ramp on one side of the road while I was on the other side, petting the roadkill bunny surrounded by flies.
I just posted the Count Song on Facebook. How delightfully silly. "When I'm alone, I *bleep* myseeeelf!" ;D
omg tl that's hilarious!!!!!
:) Yes, I have a funny little family. :D
i am in complete shock awe and silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg&feature=featured
:-D
Damn...that was annoying beyond belief. He lost me after saying "vegan black metal chef" about 100 times in the opening.
Damn...that was annoying beyond belief. He lost me after saying "vegan black metal chef" about 100 times in the opening.
Me too.
:-D
He forgot the key ingredient: *in a black metal voice* Your sooooouuuulll! >:D
-Josh
PS. He incorrectly spelled preparation. -2 points. :P
:-D wow picking a fight and taking punches at the black metal chef
Lol! Tamarind paste or tamarindsoupbase! His knife is extreme.
Unrelated: I think its funny when new vwers just post in sexy threads.
Unrelated: I think its funny when new vwers just post in sexy threads.
To quote Hawkeye in an episode of MASH: The body goes where the mind is.
:-D wow picking a fight and taking punches at the black metal chef
HAHAHAHA!! I know!! I shouldn't mess with him. ;D
Unrelated: I think its funny when new vwers just post in sexy threads.
+1
Eric-that was the best thing to happen to me all day. Thank you, thank you!
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