Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
Lolllllllll!
I'm sorry, I have to post another pun. Enjoy another awesome pun... this one is a variation on the mustache joke...
http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-puns-mustache-eyebrows.jpg
HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
From my friend Susan:
Customer picks up item from a bin that says “All items $1 each”.
Asks me, “is this $1?” I say “no, it’s $2.98.”
Customer: “Then why does the sign say everything is $1?”
Me: “Beats me.”
That’s how you know you’ve been in retail too long.
Lol.
http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=40348.0;topicseen
So glad some one finally posted this. I've been searching forever for a recipe.
Am I the only one who double checked his Kelvin calculation?
Lol.
http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=40348.0;topicseen
So glad some one finally posted this. I've been searching forever for a recipe.
WTF LOL!!!!!
Lol.
http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=40348.0;topicseen
So glad some one finally posted this. I've been searching forever for a recipe.
I can only give it a 4 star rating. My freezer is about 5 deg. F and it takes 4-5 hrs to freeze ice cubes. I could not figure out how to write a review on in although I almost peed my pants laughing. My techie son, 23, loved the recipe.
Hahaha I love it :-D
i say we leave fake reviews à la "salted water for boiling" (http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Salted-Water-for-Boiling-105591)
eta: dang. we have to wait for it to get out of the queue to leave reviews :'(
eta II: we should get keda to take a nice photo for it
Check out his profile and avatar
Lol.
http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=40348.0;topicseen
So glad some one finally posted this. I've been searching forever for a recipe.
i say we leave fake reviews à la "salted water for boiling" (http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Salted-Water-for-Boiling-105591)
There are 87 pages of hysterical comments on that recipe, too! :-D
i say we leave fake reviews à la "salted water for boiling" (http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Salted-Water-for-Boiling-105591)
This is quite popular dish in my country. We make few differences though: First) In Soviet Russia, water boils you. Second) In Soviet Russia, salt is known subversive, so we replace with vodka and misery.
This morning I woke up to my friend kicking my other friend in the face and verbally shitting on him becuase he cock blocked her. She had a hot lesbian date and the whole time he was trying to ruin it. In general last night was really funny. All my friends were high and talking about sex. ;D
I threw a big old pot of beans in the pressure pan while still half-awake. They were taking forever to come to the boil.
Later I am VWing and I hear this noise, and think, "Geez, DH is really going to town with the bugspray! What gives?"
What gives is the pressure pan finally boiling and the steam cock telling me that.
Which explains the Look I got when I came out and asked him, "What are you trying to kill?"
There are 87 pages of hysterical comments on that recipe, too! :-D
:-D
WIN.
Vincent (16 months) just walked up to me, pulled on my sleeve to get my attention, and when I looked at him he said "BUM!" then smiled and walked away. I don't think he knows what that means, but it was funny. ;D
Not entirely unrelated to the previous post........
Finding pieces of fruit at work with a crease in one side, which makes them look like a bum. Holding one in my hand (today it was a satsuma) while talking to a coworker, waiting for a pause in the conversation, then holding it up to show them. Watching them LOL. ;)b
Tomorrow is International Fairy Day! Do you know where your wings are?
i say we leave fake reviews à la "salted water for boiling" (http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Salted-Water-for-Boiling-105591)
This is quite popular dish in my country. We make few differences though: First) In Soviet Russia, water boils you. Second) In Soviet Russia, salt is known subversive, so we replace with vodka and misery.
There are 87 pages of hysterical comments on that recipe, too! :-D
:-D
WIN.
Obviously you have a good sense of humor!
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