Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
For their anniversary my dad let my mom hire a housecleaner. They came yesterday, and for whatever reason, decided to move some of our things around. We keep our cremated dog in his treat container, which found its way from the dining room shelf to the kitchen counter. I'm sure they didn't know, but still. They took everything in my bathroom and shoved it under my sink. BUT they took my toilet paper. It's not under the sink; it's just gone. Some of the things they did made me LOL.
hah! my cleaning lady used to do that shit too!!!!
http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs
posting that on facebook shortly
love it, hh
dude that is hilarious HH!!! "liked" it on fb ;D
HH!! That's hilarious!!! :-D I think Heli posted on her Facebook as well. :)
As I was waiting to speak to an advisor, I saw a sign that read: 'Free Meditation and Lactation Rooms! Call John Doe for appointments.' I immediately thought, "How in the hell is lactation relaxing and connected to meditation?!?! ???" I thought about it and it hit me! The rooms are just empty rooms for privacy in case you need to breastfeed your child. lol!!
It's like the signs that say 'Seeing eye dogs only!' Dogs can't read! :P
I saw a sign that read: 'Free Meditation and Lactation Rooms! Call John Doe for appointments.'
The rooms are just empty rooms for privacy in case you need to breastfeed your child. lol!!
So they have to make appointments to breastfeed? ???
I saw a sign that read: 'Free Meditation and Lactation Rooms! Call John Doe for appointments.'
The rooms are just empty rooms for privacy in case you need to breastfeed your child. lol!!
So they have to make appointments to breastfeed? ???
Hahaha!! I also though that. :) The sign really should clarify. I'm assuming (although it's not safe to assume) it means one can reserve the empty space for relaxing and/or hiding from the public. So many object to public breastfeeding and I'm guessing you can reserve the space for time to breastfeed..away from the public.
Yeah, I figured that much, but who thinks that infants are that predicatable? lol.
I saw a sign that read: 'Free Meditation and Lactation Rooms! Call John Doe for appointments.'
The rooms are just empty rooms for privacy in case you need to breastfeed your child. lol!!
So they have to make appointments to breastfeed? ???
The college I used to attend in Arizona was like that. They had, and I quote, "Secure rooms hidden on campus for you to safely nurse your child in". To use one, you had to prove that you were breastfeeding and then ask at the women's health clinic for a key. They were quite adamant that people use the rooms and not feed out in public. It was never stated what would happen if someone was to challenge that. I always hoped that I would see someone try to take on their BS, but unfortunately nobody did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs
so not vegan at all, but the monotone voice and the non-emotion makes me fricken crack up.
my stomach!!! It's making some awesome weird noises, super loud!!
S_o_G: I know, right?! :P
Evergreen: Sayyyyy whaaaaa? :o
Shell: Hahahaha!!
Jess: Soooooooooooo not vegan. Hilarious in a disturbing kind of way? Hell yes! ;D
-Josh
'If you've got nothing worth showing, don't show it at all': Granny's response to being flashed
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041123/Grandmother-tells-Dunstable-flasher-Ryan-Briggs-Dont-havent-got-it.html#ixzz1YuCatOjI
made me chuckle
'If you've got nothing worth showing, don't show it at all': Granny's response to being flashed
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041123/Grandmother-tells-Dunstable-flasher-Ryan-Briggs-Dont-havent-got-it.html#ixzz1YuCatOjI
made me chuckle
Loved it!
Yesterday just before church the pastor's wife came flying out of the restroom saying there was a "salamander" in the bathroom. She was horrified. Well, I have seen mudpuppies here, and they are indeed imposing. Later I went into the restroom myself and saw a tiny white gecko up on the wall by the cieling. The poor baby was about as big as my little finger down to the centre knuckle!
After the service her son in law went into the bathroom and caught the said gecko (which means David must have lightning-fast reflexes.) He brought it out to show us and let it go outside (the church is actually in a garage) and he was so funny, talking to it and singing this nonsense song about how the gecko was such a killer. This tiny little creature was ready to go down fighting--he bit David several times! Well I say "bit"--basically he gummed his finger to death!
http://i55.tinypic.com/o9omys.jpg
sog - I freaking :)>>> that.
http://i.imgur.com/UeGoE.png
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