I'm surprised the lady in Jesse's article didn't claim she accidentally sat in some jizz at the movie...

Backstory:  DH like many older Spanish people often doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes. He always claims "it sneaks up on him" and he "doesn't have time." Translation: he was never trained to do it. He has that "sun allergy" thing which means that when he leaves the house and gets in full sunlight, it will make him sneeze. So you'd think he'd know what to expect!

So yesterday we were walking to the bus stop and he felt a sneeze coming. Rather than cover his mouth, he turned his head away from me...just as a young "hawt" girl was hurrying to pass us oldies!! She'd been walking behind and to one side of us, making huffy "hurry up you dinosaurs" noises for a few minutes, and just as she passed us rolling her eyes--he sneezed all over her!!
Which of course gave us serious giggles, which she didn't appreciate. We could hear her chuntering at us, though not the words.

:-D :-D

I found a book about puns. According to this book, the reactions people give to puns tells a lot about someone. And I quote:

For example, I love love puns. I share them and laugh at other puns I hear. The book says, "A broad grin, a hardy laugh, or positive verbal acknowledgement is a highly reliable indicator of top-notch verbal and creative skills, and an ability to look at things from more than one perspective. This personality type is secure, generous, highly innovative, able to admire the punster's linguistic ability -- and capable of responding in kind."

Storm, that's the pick n' mix variety pack!!  ;D

Here's an old clip from the 80's. My uncle, Earl Thomas Conley, is the lead singer and the one playing on the black and white electric guitar is my dad. This song isn't one of Earl's hits but it cracks me up seeing the 1980's all over again. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCXT0RQ9-xw

"Embedding disabled by request. Watch on YouTube."

Works for me.

I clicked on the "watch on youtube" and it took me to youtube where I could watch it.

Last night I learned something to say to any future proseli proselyt god-botherers who knock on my door...

"I found the Lord once. He told me to f*** off because he wasn't lost." :-D

haha!

I'd totally do that.

Californians will not understand this.

http://d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net/upload/512532692_ObLaifQ2_c.jpg

Kelly Clarkson's Camry commercial