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Vegan Foods That Look Like Poop

My friend was kind enough to send me this link...ugh.

http://meatcandy.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/top-ten-vegan-foods-that-look-like-poop/

I'm not sure what to think about this except...some of them are pretty gross.

Haha, ok, but why is it vegan food only?  I can think of 409892038423 omni foods that look like poop.

Gross.

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I kinda don't get it.  Aren't most of those veganized versions of omni food that looks like poop?  :P

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I kinda don't get it.  Aren't most of those veganized versions of omni food that looks like poop?  :P

Haha, right?  I mean chocolate mousse looks like poop no matter what you make it with.

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i was seriously giggling at my computer.

ok, no, busting up laughing. i think poop is so funny. i am totally a 12 year old boy.

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This just made me want chocolate.... I'm sitting here eating chocolate chips looking at this site of people in meat outfits.
Gross.
But the chocolate is good, so no worries there.

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i was seriously giggling at my computer.
ok, no, busting up laughing. i think poop is so funny. i am totally a 12 year old boy.

In that case, would you also giggle at 'cockfosters'?

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to clarify, I didn't make that word up, and at least Shelloid should be able to back me up here, but unfortunately the final destination of the tube line from Heathrow airport is called 'Cockfosters', and throughout the entire journey you  have to listen to the announcement lady in her nice BBC voice letting you know you are 'on a Picadilly line service towards Cockfosters' after every stop. This is the point at which you look around, and realise you are surrounded by 12 year old boys, all of them giggling, outright laughing, or trying to suppress one or the other. Entertaining, to a point.

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Hahahahahahaha. That word almost made me die.

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This makes me think of that Jackass episode where 2 of the guys go to a Chinese restaurant, are served their food, then put a poopie on their plate, call the owner over and complain (she was PISSED!)  It was kinda hilarious.

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cockfosters  :-D

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cockfosters  :-D

Making people giggle since the 15th century.... ;) Seriously, Pepys mentions "Cockfosters" in the Diaries in the 1660's and it had already been around for awhile. And yes, it was funny back then.

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I thought the green stuff in picture 8 looked more like gross poop that what they were trying to make us think looked like poop.  Too funny!

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cockfosters   :-D

Making people giggle since the 15th century.... ;) Seriously, Pepys mentions "Cockfosters" in the Diaries in the 1660's and it had already been around for awhile. And yes, it was funny back then.

This is why you're invaluable here, yg.  :)>>>

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I kinda don't get it.  Aren't most of those veganized versions of omni food that looks like poop?  :P

Seriously.  This is just a lame attempt at making it seem like vegan food is tasteless and disgusting.

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you guuuys, why criticize? sometimes, when me and dustin are cooking, we're like: "this looks like poop! i love when my food looks like poop."
apparently, someone also once asked him why everything he makes looks like poop. haha.
i just like when food is all mushed together into goodness. lotsa times it turns brown or brown-ish.

and, yes, oww, i would probably laugh at cockfosters.

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I'm not criticizing foods that look like poop, I just think it's dumb that the focus was on vegan food when like I said earlier, it was mostly veganized versions of omni food. 

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I totally love the cat poop cake.  WANT!

I went to a tube station party once and was trying to persuade N to go as Cockfosters - just to go naked with his cock in a can of Fosters Lager.  For some reason he did not want to go like that.

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I totally love the cat poop cake.  WANT!

I went to a tube station party once and was trying to persuade N to go as Cockfosters - just to go naked with his cock in a can of Fosters Lager.  For some reason he did not want to go like that.

Aaannd I just spit herbal tea at the screen. Unsweetened, fortunately.
Maybe he was afraid of sharp edges?

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I totally love the cat poop cake.  WANT!

I went to a tube station party once and was trying to persuade N to go as Cockfosters - just to go naked with his cock in a can of Fosters Lager.  For some reason he did not want to go like that.

Wow, I love this.  Brilliant.

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