Vice Squad
Posted by Anonymous on May 10, 2009 · Member since Dec 1969 · 11789 posts
I've realized that over the last 3 years I've eliminated most of my vices. I don't smoke, drink or use drugs anymore. I'm married, which means that the glee of promiscuity is lost to me. And I have a baby, which means I have less time to get into trouble. Furthermore, since transitioning to a vegan lifestyle, I've cut out most of the foods I used to really enjoy.
My only remaining vices (if you can call them that) are:
swearing
driving fast with the radio turned up too high
sex
caffeine
What are your vices?
Caveat: this thread isn't for folks who want to judge each others' personal habits. Just chit-chat, OK? ;)b
OMG YOU USE SWEAR WORDS AND DRINK COFFEEEEEE
*JudgeJudgeJudgeJudgeJudge*
;D
My only vices that I really want to fix are:
1) caffeine
2) staying up too late
Curing (2) would cure (1), really.
:-\
OMG I FEEL SO JUDGED. ;D
I think that vice-free living would probably kill me ... with boredom.
1. SALT. Big one.
2. Caffeine
3. Beer (especially good beer)
4. (Occasionally) really good cheese. I don't keep it in the house, but if I'm out...
I'm really most concerned about number one. It wouldn't be boring to live with less of it!
Why is sex a vice?
I could tell you, but you'd be shocked beyond measure. ^-^
;D Maybe on a different forum. I don't think we shock. Oh, wait. I might have mildly shocked them once. But only mildly. And only once.
I don't think we shock.
Remember, I had a competition to see if we could shock ourselves. We really couldn't. :)
Yeah, f'real. I think it's different hearing something shocking in real time, instead of in print, though.
Also, for the record: nobody mentioned anal sex in the "birth control" thread. And the last time I checked, it is 100% impossible to get pregnant with the buttsex.
Yeah, f'real. I think it's different hearing something shocking in real time, instead of in print, though.
Also, for the record: nobody mentioned anal sex in the "birth control" thread. And the last time I checked, it is 100% impossible to get pregnant with the buttsex.
Actually I read somewhere* you get quite a few pregnancies like this every year because of, how shall I put this, seepage.
* Disclaimer: I can't remember where and I may have accidentally invented that.
EWW SEEPAGE
Thank you, Catski, for murdering my buttsex libido. ;D
Helping people eliminate their vices since 1987.
You're welcome ;)b
EWW YOU SAID "ELIMINATE" WHICH MADE IT WORSE
Ok. Fine. Rephrase.
Helping people curtail their seepage since 1987.
Muahaha!! :-D You. Are. All. Awesome.
My vices:
1) Coffee
2) Not having a filter in my responses to words or actions when I should be sensitive to other people's feelings.
3) F-ing g**d**n swearing. I'm a sailor....What did you expect??
I just looked it up
Can pregnancy occur from having anal sex?
Pregnancy cannot occur from the act of anal sex, but because the vaginal opening and the anus are very close together, there is the chance that sperm could leak into the vagina and travel to fertilize an egg.
3) F-ing g**d**n swearing. I'm a sailor....What did you expect??
You've mentioned this before it cracks me up, because in your avatar pics you look wholesome like Nancy Drew.
One vice I really miss sometimes: smoking pot.
I don't have any vices. I'm perfect. :-*
Let me try to dredge something up..for the sake of the thread...
1. the sun? I have problems limiting my sun intake, and I get burned, so I might get skin cancer.
2. not working out as much as I want (vice?)
I was really joking about not having any, but I can't think of any true "vices" that I do have, now. I've done my share of deeds.
Vices:
Smoking
Drinking
Cheese lover
Sun worshipper
Procrastinator
Avoider of exercise
Saying yes/obligated to friends, family and others when I really want to say no.
umm, my vice is super disgusting. Sometimes when it's late at night and the kids are asleep I will............I can't say it.........ok I can. I watch VH1 reality tv! Oh the shame!
But I have never gotten pregnant throughanal seepage so I think I can hold my head up.............for now.............
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