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Have You Gained Weight?

is what I heard from an acquaintence I haven't seen in a while. 

"Yes, I have.  Have you gotten senile in your old age and forgotten your manners?"

I've been eating nothing but vegan since Saturday when my diet began.  Sigh............I am 20 lbs. overweight, but how rude.  LOL

No, but you are wanton. ;)

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Vegweb is the best.

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No, but you are wanton. ;)

Prrrrrrrrrr.  You have no idea.

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Vegweb is the best.

how come it is so GOOD today?

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Because we are both lifeless hyenas?

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Vegweb is the best.

how come it is so GOOD today?

Because Shaolin took up the art of Startaureanism. 

Because we are both lifeless hyenas?

Oh yeah, and that too.  And we're all drug consuming addicts, don't forget that one.

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Yeah, I haven't had this much fun since the CV1/Habanero/Spyguy/"sperm thread" days!

Where's the Puppy?...I wish she were in on this.

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Because we are both lifeless hyenas?

i think you may be correct.
lifeless+hyena. i'm still trying to figure out just what that makes me.

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Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

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Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

miss lifeless hyena koo koo bananas? or miss koo koo bananas lifeless hyena? i can see where it is confusing  ;)

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Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

miss lifeless hyena koo koo bananas? or miss koo koo bananas lifeless hyena? i can see where it is confusing  ;)

Need I remind you again, also the drug addict/wanton tag as well?  Have you forgotten where we came from?
Sadly, I was not called a hyena... yet.

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Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

miss lifeless hyena koo koo bananas? or miss koo koo bananas lifeless hyena? i can see where it is confusing  ;)

'xactly.  

Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

miss lifeless hyena koo koo bananas? or miss koo koo bananas lifeless hyena? i can see where it is confusing  ;)

Need I remind you again, also the drug addict/wanton tag as well?  Have you forgotten where we came from?
Sadly, I was not called a hyena... yet.

Shit... How am I gonna fit all that on my business card?

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Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

miss lifeless hyena koo koo bananas? or miss koo koo bananas lifeless hyena? i can see where it is confusing  ;)

Need I remind you again, also the drug addict/wanton tag as well?  Have you forgotten where we came from?
Sadly, I was not called a hyena... yet.

I'm feelin a little left out too Meggs...

Oh, and Tweety...Sorry for hijacking your thread by bringing up my friends Big Nose.  

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Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

miss lifeless hyena koo koo bananas? or miss koo koo bananas lifeless hyena? i can see where it is confusing  ;)

Need I remind you again, also the drug addict/wanton tag as well?  Have you forgotten where we came from?
Sadly, I was not called a hyena... yet.

One day, you too will become a hyena... It'll happen.  It will!  

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Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

miss lifeless hyena koo koo bananas? or miss koo koo bananas lifeless hyena? i can see where it is confusing  ;)

Need I remind you again, also the drug addict/wanton tag as well?  Have you forgotten where we came from?
Sadly, I was not called a hyena... yet.

oh yes, the drug addiction. my mind is so altered from my drugs that i forget i am an addict.

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Yeah, I don't know.  I'm really confused, since I have a "Miss Koo Koo Bananas" attached to that.

miss lifeless hyena koo koo bananas? or miss koo koo bananas lifeless hyena? i can see where it is confusing  ;)

Need I remind you again, also the drug addict/wanton tag as well?  Have you forgotten where we came from?
Sadly, I was not called a hyena... yet.

I'm feelin a little left out too Meggs...

Oh, and Tweety...Sorry for hijacking your thread by bringing up my friends Big Nose.  

Lotus, whether or not you're a hyena... you are a shit-stirrer, and of that you should be proud!!

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I'm feelin a little left out too Meggs... 

No worries, TKitty is right, it's only a matter of time.

Shit... How am I gonna fit all that on my business card?

Small, small font.  

oh yes, the drug addiction. my mind is so altered from my drugs that i forget i am an addict.

I knew it, hespedal-- you can't forget such things!  It's part of your culture!

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Oh, Meggs!  I keep forgetting... cute dog!

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Because we are both lifeless hyenas?

i think you may be correct.
lifeless+hyena. i'm still trying to figure out just what that makes me.

Oh you poor anti-Startaurians. Don't you understand anything?

Hyenas are known for LAUGHING!!!! And none of you practice the art of the smiley face, therefore you are NOT laughing and therefore LIFELESS HYENAS.

Must I explain everything to you wanton, drug addled, tip producing heathens?!

Hespedel, I really think you should leave this thread. I am seriously depleted of my smiley power right now.

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Thanks!  That's my boy, JD, he just moved to Arizona to live with my parents.
I miss him, but he's being well taken care of.
Two dogs was too many for the townhouse!
Plus, he has a pool now, and what lab doesn't love a pool?

Must I explain everything to you wanton, drug addled, tip producing heathens?!

Hespedel, I really think you should leave this thread. I am seriously depleted of my smiley power right now.

LMAO!! And we love hespedal because she keeps the smilies away!  Therefore, fewer headaches and dizzy spells!

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