Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
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You're absolutely right...there it is: Nothing.
this was my status on fb today:
dear guy in writing class, that was a very poor choice of cologne on tuesday. don't do it again. i might actually vomit this time
the cologne i was referring to was the cologne that jeff used to wear.
jeff commented on it saying this:
Tell him to get the one I wear... lol
:-D
if only he knew
George W. Bush says the "worst moment of his presidency" was when Kanye said he doesn't care about Black people. This is absolutely hilarious. Invading a country that didn't have WMDs, eh. People actually dying in New Orleans, eh. BUT KANYE DON'T BE MAD AT ME, BRO!
For some reason, this just makes me laugh so much. I mean, the leader of the free world for 8 years has to pick one moment that's really his lowest point. Somehow....KANYE freaking West is involved. FDR would have mentioned WW2, we get the singer of "Gold DIgger
George W. Bush never ceases to amaze me. And not in a good way.
George W. Bush says the "worst moment of his presidency" was when Kanye said he doesn't care about Black people. This is absolutely hilarious. Invading a country that didn't have WMDs, eh. People actually dying in New Orleans, eh. BUT KANYE DON'T BE MAD AT ME, BRO!
For some reason, this just makes me laugh so much. I mean, the leader of the free world for 8 years has to pick one moment that's really his lowest point. Somehow....KANYE freaking West is involved. FDR would have mentioned WW2, we get the singer of "Gold DIgger
one word
pathetic.
Last night my mom came home when I was on skype in the living room. She was like STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF. WAIT. I HEAR SOME ONE. WHAT IS THAT. And I told her it was my friend Alex and i let her say hi. She freaked out! She didn't know you could talk through computers aside from email. At one point she was standing next to me and asking who was standing next to me on the computer. Lol. Then she went into her room to change and yelled for me to turn it off so she couldnt see her, even though she was in a totally different room. Haha. I explained to her that it was a camera in the computer and she didn't know computers could have cameras.
This went on for a good 20 minutes of her running by my computer to see if she would show up on the screen and asking redic. questions.
It was pretty friggin hilarious.
I think if I were the person Skyping with you I would have died laughing.
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George W. Bush says the "worst moment of his presidency" was when Kanye said he doesn't care about Black people. This is absolutely hilarious. Invading a country that didn't have WMDs, eh. People actually dying in New Orleans, eh. BUT KANYE DON'T BE MAD AT ME, BRO!
For some reason, this just makes me laugh so much. I mean, the leader of the free world for 8 years has to pick one moment that's really his lowest point. Somehow....KANYE freaking West is involved. FDR would have mentioned WW2, we get the singer of "Gold DIgger
+1
I was just lounging around in a big towel because i took a shower, and my neighbor knocked on my door so i scrambled to find something to put on...ALL of my 'throw-on' dresses AND robes are piled by my laundry machine. What did I do? .........put on the snuggie and and answered the door.
Me: I only have three things left on my "to do" list!
Mark: IS ONE OF THEM ME?
An ad on my facebook:
"Beautify your neckline
Try our beautifying neck exercise gadget. Eliminate neck-folds/double chins
neckperfect.com"
Um.......... someone set that up as a business?!
3 reasons this weekend while my mother came to visit.
1. walking through the mall and saw a sign on an empty cart that said "Dream Big! Start you cart vending business today!" oh man!!! watch out over achievers!
2. The Human Centipede.
3. My mother came inside from smoking and told me she lite my pumpkin. I went outside 10 minutes later and noticed smoke billowing from the pumpkin... mom apperantly used her lighter to light the electronic candle.... my daughter keeps asking when we can eat the pumpkin since grandma cooked it.
Dubya is cracking me up. First he said Kanye hurting his feelings was the worst part of his presidency. Then, he said that he didn't know if he and Dick would be friends if he didn't pardon Libby. Now, he said that Barbra kept a fetus in a jar made him pro-life.
Now, he said that Barbra kept a fetus in a jar made him pro-life.
That is just so creepy on so many levels.
he probably has a piglet bank on order as well, b/c he is pro-animals??.....
2. The Human Centipede.
do you mean the film? That really made me laugh/squirm
yes, it was the funniest wanna be horror movie i have ever seen... no wonder the two girls were porn star actors.. (at least their acting proved less than poor) i really would love to see the outtakes where they had too many beans for lunch before going ass to mouth
yeah twas too too funny!
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