Reasons to LOL
Posted by Heliamphora on Mar 29, 2010 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
The first thing she asked me - how do you like it here? I replied, "I don't mind the company itself but I'm getting really sick of repeating the same scripts to to every customer." She was stunned.
One of the best answers to an interview question!!
I just recieved an application from a guy, and he warned me that he didn't know the answer to the last question, so took a guess.
the question: What are Trappist Beers?
correct answer : beer made by trappist monks in the monistary.
His answer...complete with his spelling : Durring the 17th century in Colonial America, Brewers Yeast was a rare commodity. Therefor it was common practice to for brewers to trap small animals ie. (squirrels) in order to and throw them into the fermentors to inoculate the wort to start the fermentation process. This is my best guess.
I really wish i would have read this while he was standing here, and told him i was vegan, but nice try for the job. hahaha
I just recieved an application from a guy, and he warned me that he didn't know the answer to the last question, so took a guess.
the question: What are Trappist Beers?
correct answer : beer made by trappist monks in the monistary.
His answer...complete with his spelling : Durring the 17th century in Colonial America, Brewers Yeast was a rare commodity. Therefor it was common practice to for brewers to trap small animals ie. (squirrels) in order to and throw them into the fermentors to inoculate the wort to start the fermentation process. This is my best guess.
I really wish i would have read this while he was standing here, and told him i was vegan, but nice try for the job. hahaha
nah nah nah he's got it all wrong, its when you get drunk and walk a tight rope line over a river canyon.
hahahaha! You are hired! when can you start?
Sweet second job. What am I doing again?
I will hire you as a stock boy :) you stock the beer, i sell the beer, we drink beer. :)
As your personal stock boy?;)
I quit drinking five years ago, but know quite a bit about beer, wine, whiskey, bourbon and tequila.
yes, my personal stock boy! ;)
well i can make you some tea then, i will drink the beer. :)
great! lady drunk boss. :p
but i am good to my employees :D
LLG & mirrya1 -
I then walked away with my gangsta swag. lol!
-J
My reason - the same reason as my reason to o_O All I can do is laugh about it. lol!
I dunno why this blurb from a packet of Thai rice noodles makes me LOL but it does. I think maybe it's the solemn tone.
"Wai Wai Oriental Style Instant Noodles is processed by using the latest formula through automatic equipments. They are dried hygenically without exposure to the sun to serve as complete food. Wai Wai Oriental Style Instant Noodles can be prepared deliciously as soup, fried etc according to required tastes.
Thank you for your patronage."
It's such a relief to know that if you eat a bowl of Wai Wai Instant Noodles it's complete food....you don't need anything else.
I also love the fact that there are 2 nutrion-facts labels on the package, one for US and one for Aus/NZ...and the facts are slightly different on each label.
ETA: And I just found out my DH spells it "Waylong Jennings." BAhahaha! I bet he thought so...
I saw a baby shirt that says "I'M RAD ...which is short for radish." It cracked me up. I had to buy it. Lucky I have a baby. ::)
Haha love it!
too cute!
We saw so many funny baby bogan shirts at the metal festivals we went to in Germany/Belgium that I was so tempted to buy, but without even knowing anyone who had a baby it woulda been pretty pointless. That, and we were broke, but whatever! : )
Pic of your little one in it?
He hasn't worn it yet...it's been too cold for short sleeves (plus the shirt is a bit on the big side). But I'll be sure to take a pic when he wears it!
when i woke up today and looked at my hair i actually laughed. i looked like one of those cartoony sunshines with flames radiating everywhere.
p.s. this is something i have learned only happens with mid to short length hair. i just cant get into it! i hate sounding like a whiny b word about missing my long hair but gah.
lol ;D
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b312/mintyx/Funny/67515_1313738102002_1787167281_610522_5536953_n.jpg
i cant stop laughing at this
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